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This Shall Be The Last.

2008-10-26T23:25:00.002+08:00

Dear all, friends, family, foes, fans and freaks.

I shall not be updating this blog anymore because -God bless me- SPM is in 16 days!!!!
So, even if i want to, i am not allowed to get "connected" to the online world.
Humph.

So this is it then. Goodbye. Wish me luck. 10 As here I come. Or not. And i SO desperately need some retail therapy. Oh and throw in a free haircut!
God I gotta stop this internal/external monologue. Can you tell? I like talking to myself haha.

So for those of ya taking your SPM in 16 or less days, WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS!! GO STUDY!!!

Selamat Hari Raya!

2008-10-02T17:43:00.002+08:00

Back from my second Raya open house, and I'm having a ball collecting Duit Raya!
Must love the festive season! Oh and the rendang was heavenly as well, all I lack is a bed and some fluffy pillows.

And it's only the second day of Hari Raya!

Chick Chat Weekly Weakly

2008-09-20T11:14:00.003+08:00

My self esteem is as high as the highest platform heel you could find.
My future is as bright as the bulb in an abandoned public toilet.
My life is as great as a stray cat under your table.

One word.

T.R.I.A.L.S

Tried to Revise but I am such A Lazy Student

There you go. My future is screwed. I hope you're happy, Socrates, Neils Bohr and James Faraday! Chemisty was disastrous. Biology was nonsensical. Physics will soon join to be the Worst Thing Ever™.

Great. Just great.

Okay okay TAGGED!!!!

2008-05-29T16:46:00.002+08:00

Thanks to Mr Mikha Chan Zhan Vui (yes i finally have your FULL name). I think I did this thing before, but what the heck I got nothing to blog about anyways, so here we go

Part 1: On the outside

Name: Charissa Chan. I dropped the other two, so don't ask!
Date of Birth: 25.03.91
Current Status: single and ready to mingle. Isn't that what they always say?
Eye Colour: brownish black/blackish brown/dark brown/raven black... have your pick
Hair Colour: refer to above
Righty or Lefty: right
Zodiac Sign: the sheep. or is it the ram? rem?

Part 2: On the Inside

Your Heritage: chinese and i dunno, my mom's side's from thai?
Your Fear: i have this fear of falling down from places- slopes, elevators, bicycle, beds...
Your Weakness: I swear too much. I don't make sense. I like to stare. I am indecisive.

Part 3: Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow

Your thoughts first waking up: "get orff me you stupid mosquito"
Your bedtime: i rarely make it pass midnight on normal days
Your most missed memory: the post-pmr period. time of my life.

Part 4: Your Pick

Pepsi or Coke: coke. because they have the diet version.
McD's or Burger King: Burger King. Move over McD, megamac is no match for the whopper.
Single or Group Dates: um i like groups.
Adidas or Nike: NIKE. JUST DO IT!! oh! so THAT is where i got "Just Fudge It" from! I thought that looked familiar.
Lipton Tea or Nestea: I don't see the difference.
Chocolate or Vanilla: REAL MEN EAT CHOCOLATE!! and ladies too, of course.
Cappuccino or Coffee: yeah I'm going with tea. unless it's a Starbucks.

Part 5: Do You..

Smoke: no and never will.
Curse: in multiple languages, yes. but i'm working on it. to stop, i mean.
Drink: at parties only lah.

Part 6: In the Past Month

Drank alcohol: i don't think so. Had to stay sober for the exams!
To the mall: I just got back from one.
Been on stage: nah
Eaten sushi: hah. I had some in that mall.
Dyed your hair: I WISH!!

Part 7: Have You Ever?

Played a stripping game: i would if i had anyone to play it with =p
Changed who you were to fit in: "Don't hate me cause you ain't me!"

Part 8: Age You're Hoping To Be Married: 30? 'coz 40 is the new 30 and 30 is the new 20.

Part 9: In A Guy/Girl...Best

Eye colour: I don't really give a hoot.
Hair colour: as long as it is not some gold/pink/blonde duo color do is fine
Short or long hair: i used to like short, but then Prince Caspian looked so god damn fine in Narnia...

Part 10: What Were You Doing?

1 minute ago: doing this tag?
1 hour ago: shopping
1 month ago: ooh! dreading the exams.
1 year ago: wtf? does anyone even remember?

Part 11: Finish The Sentences

I love: the color gold
I feel: low low low loww
I miss: talking to me friends =(
I need: a shot of rajinness. I am seriously lacking in that department.

Part 12: Tag 6 People

melissa
glynn
eunice
renu
err... err...
i can't think of anyone that haven't done this yet!

so knock yourselves out.

Random Post

2008-04-09T16:18:00.003+08:00

I met this cute guy on the bus today!!

He had hair just like...

Kinoshita Kageto from Yakitate Japan!!

Nolah, i actually exaggerated. He had this "bowl cut" (or is it "coconut cut"), just like a little Ah Wong! It's the Ah Wong hair!!!
I went over the top again. But you get the idea... He looked like some Japanese-Chinese kid. Kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiii~!! but not my type of guy. Swt.

I got so excited that I forgot the reason I'm blogging for lol. Oh wait, it's coming back to me now.

WE HAD A MALE TEACHER IN CLASS!!

That's right. Male with a capital M. The alpha of the beta. The opposite of lady. The king of the queens. Not that I haven't been taught by men teachers, mind you (read: Mr Poon and Lim), but having one in class, standing stark tall in front of you, talking with that deep male voice of his is just downright weird! Like, what the hell? He said that he was retired, and doing freelance teaching and stuff and that PPD posted him to the school to relieve for our PJ teacher. That sounds very surreal, don't you think? I didn't know such a system existed!!

So I held my guard. Was half hoping for pengetua, pn nirmala, and gang to barge in our classroom shouting "Found ya, sucker!". Turns out he's some teaching maniac that goes from school to school pretending to relieve classes and teaching. I could so imagine that scene in my head!
Too bad, that didn't happen. So we got stuck with boring ol' English lessons.

Boo!

The In-Betweens

2008-04-06T13:46:00.002+08:00

HELLO ALL!!

It's been awhile since I last blogged. 2 weeks or so? That's quite a loooooooong while by my standards. Hmm.

Anyway, I had a lovely 17th birthday, thanks to all the (belated) birthday greetings i received. *Thank you, thank you!* And the lovely presents. And angpaus. Oh, and (!) i got my shoes.

Nothing much happened soon after. There's the volleyball tournament, which we got third in the whole blasted Hulu Langat, which is great! And Mei Qi+Pei Qi's birthday was the next, on April 4th, Happy Belated Birthday yo! (I know they won't read this, so can somebody tell them how sweet I was?)

And so that concludes all I have to say.

Urrgh!

2008-03-14T20:57:00.005+08:00

My internet service provider (ISP) -not naming names- is officially retarded.

I believe this is my uptenth (i lost count) attempt to do something on the World Wide Web.

%@#!&*

Now I don't even know if this post exist. Am I like, online? This is frustrating.

Lookie here, you damn ISP. I did NOT just pay you RM88 every freaking month to have to wait for a full 30 SECONDS for the damn web page to load. I don't have so much time to waste- My holidays are ending, for God's sake! I have better things to do than stare at a white screen for that long! I might as well pay the wall to do it for just half the price! I hope you are able to read this when you finally do something to have your electronic impulses translated. Like in a telegram way or something.

I am seriously considering using fibre optics.
They are efficient, light-weight, have smaller densities, hazzard and natural disasters-free and environmental friendly.

Heck my Physics teacher would have been proud.

Oh #$%*&

2008-03-13T14:48:00.003+08:00

Oh sheesh!

Oh shoosh!

Oh Em Gee!!
i missed chemistry tuition!!!

yay!

Holiday Fever

2008-03-12T21:38:00.007+08:00

So it's the middle of the hols.

Read my lips,

I.M. D E A D B O R E D.

It doesn't really feel like the holidays, except for the waking-up part. Besides that, it's pretty much the same routine, minus school. I still have tuition, I still watch TV, I still get online, I still blog!
No kick at all! Borrrrrrrring!

But yesterday was different. It was a change, to begin with the obvious. I stepped out of my nest of a home. I did things.

So here's what we I did.

got a haircut.
(looks lala-ish. oh the terrors!)

bought a book. finished a book.

watched a movie.
(this show rocks some serious mammoth shit!)

Random Pics! Updates from the family. (This only happens when I'm real bored. Like really bored.)
note. images are airbrushed and manipulated.

she got a haircut and rebonding treatment.
and she's only 14! Kids these days...

the brother. and YES! the stud is REAL!!!

The Cholo!

I've seen enough.. I'm outta here! Peace!

Holes

2008-03-06T17:19:00.003+08:00

Miss Wendy Ong, who recently turned 17, borrowed me her English Literature textbook.

Holes by Louis Sachar. At first glance, it looked like some science-fiction novel where the main character falls into giant black holes of the universe, and got rescued by Hole-ly creatures abruptly named, Holes. But Wendy insisted that it was "Verry nice wan!", so okaylah, I took it from her. Then I started reading it after school. Never did i know that that Holes, is actually this Holes.

Yes, and that's Shia LaBeouf. The Transformer guy, yeah. I loved that movie! Watched it over and over again! Except that the book's Stanley Yelnats is fat, and movie version is the total opposite.

Lol.

So I shall continue reading the book. Gee, even blogging about this book makes me feel thirsty. Well, I shall stop digging, I mean blogging.

See ya in Camp Green Lake!

Of Debates and Mcdonald's

2008-03-04T17:26:00.007+08:00

Today was the debate day, formerly known as The First Monthly Test Day. Our school fast-forwarded our monthly test by leaps and bounds in order to cater to the debate needs.

Debate only mah? Need so gan chiong not?

So all respected fifth-formers were forced to move outof their cosy nest of a classroom so that we do not "interrupt" the competition. Well one thing for sure, the school sure did the right thing. If not, well, I dare guarantee the from five blocks will be flooded with people "passing by on their way to the toilet" and saying "hey, this is not the toilet!". The lengths girls undergo to catch the slightest glimpse of a *coughBOYcough*.

Oh the simple theory of opposites attract. Anyway, it was fun being on the same block and level when the debate was carrying on. Makes us feel important. Lol. I have no idea how Convent did, but I'm hoping for the best for them. Way to go, girls! Make our evacuation worthwhile!

Then went to physics tuition. Oh how we prayed and wished that Mr. Poon's wife (who is pregnant) would deliver today, instead of tomorrow! But, it didn't happen. =(
If it did, I would buy lottery.

0304

Right. I wish.

Then I had McDonald's for lunch!

I had that Spicy Chicken Wrap thing just because I want to live to say that I've tried everything on McDonald's Menu. And now I can. For those of you who have nothing better to do, be my guest and order it. On the whole, that chicken wrap is like, half the chicken foldover. Half the size, half the bread thickness, half the price, half the ingredients... You get it lah, right? Half the everything.

Ooooh no! It's almost 6! GTG! Need.to.watch.TV.

Love!

That Quintessential Post

2008-02-29T23:58:00.002+08:00

It's the

2 9 t h of F e b u a r y

need i say more?

see ya in another four years!

I have too much time to waste.

2008-02-28T20:32:00.004+08:00

Bored

2008-02-27T15:47:00.009+08:00

Agent Charis reporting back to the blogsphere! Roger that!

I'm back and ready to blog! Right. I have no idea what to blog about.

Exams? too painful to blog about it *sighs*
Edison Chen? aiyoyo.. too scandalous lah!
Elections? too controversial. scared kena sue!
American Idol? somebody update me! I have no idea!

Nothing had been going on in my life since like, after sports day. Everything went by in a frenzy. It's like,

"Yo! This week sukantara, next week cross country (the funn run), another week sports day, then exams, then elections, then you can go cut your fringe and dump it in your headmistress's chicken soup. Geddit, homie?"

'Nuff said. She is crazy. Period. Sigh. Going to school has became somewhat of a chore for me. Go to school kena points; Don't go to school also kena points. Which one better leh?

Oh gawd. I am getting lala-ish. I am using chinese lingos and slangs! Sei lo! What is the becoming of this world? It must those darned hong kong series that I am so hooked on. Did i mention how much I love them? Hong Kong series are genius! They so freaking rule!

Now I sound like a freakin noob. A noob that watches Hong Kong series!! *does red indian dance*
Pardon me. I must have knocked my head somewhere in the toilet (and you don't need to know how).

Go Barisan Nasional! Die chickens!

Don't Give Me The 'V' Word

2008-02-14T18:55:00.005+08:00

I admit. I am as sour as an ameretta. But who could blame me? It's Valentine's Day. A day for all love birds and mandarin ducks. So that leaves me with.... nothing but an eyesore.

Not that I am against cupid or anything, I just don't feel the luurrve, if there's any to start with. To me, Valentine's is just another day where you have to spend over-graciously. Think big teddy bears, big bouquet of roses (MELISSA ONG, I HEAR WEDDING BELLS!), big boxes of chocolates, and god knows what other big things humans could think of.

I never had a Valentine. Sigh. The closest I ever got to one was a frienster comment. Lol. Besides, I have greater things to take care of, like saving the world and eating. Yeah, I don't need no one to serenade me with sweet nothings, nor bestowing gifts after gifts to make me feel loved.

Love is a four letter word. Well so is Life and Food. And Cash. And Milo! Who needs love when you got all those!

Just so you know, I am still dreaming of a perfect Valentine's Day. But it is nowhere near the word romantic. I just want to be able to finish up an XXL box of chocolate with that special someone somewhere nobody could see our chocolate-smudged faces. And we'll laugh out hearts out talking about education, crappy movies and public toilets. Mark my words, it'll take an eternity to get someone talking about public toilets while eating chocolates, but we are weird like that.

So to you, Valentin-ers and UnValentin-ers, Happy Valentine's Day!

IT'S A HOLIDAY!!

2008-02-04T19:39:00.000+08:00

I am in my official Chinese New Year orbit. So don't you DARE go raining on my parade.

Of all the holidays in the year, I must say Chinese New Year is the best time of it all.

Like, when else could you do absolutely nothing and get "paid" for it?
It's a big fat rat year scurrying through!

Come to think of it, hamsters are the new rats.

BOO~!

Happy Year of The ~~Hamster~~ Rat!

Gong Xi Fa Cai everyone! Go grab 'em angpaus!

Activity 1.111

2008-01-30T15:08:00.000+08:00

Aim:
To complete the compiled biology questions to be handed in by tomorrow.

Problem Statement:
How am I going to finish typing all 50 objective questions and 2 subjective questions PLUS answers by today?

Hypothesis:
~~It's never gonna happen. Never in a million years.~~

Procedure:
1. Get off computer.
2. Get off the bed.
3. Get off the internet.
4. Locate document.
5. Locate printer.
6. Locate papers, scissors and glue.

Technique:
Complete all steps above and/or casually "forget" to bring project to school.

Observations:
15.18- Still online. 9 hours to go.

Results:
Unidentified.

Conclusion:
~~Fudge, fudge, fudge!!~~ Never do anything last minute. Not even for a Dunkin Donut.

Oi bangun.. SPM panggil!

2008-01-24T18:04:00.001+08:00

O.M.G.

O.M.F.G.

This SPM shit is for real. They're serious about wanting us to take it. 11 years of studying, and this is where it all ends.

No more uniforms, no more mind mapping, no more mud-stained shoes... Just SPM.

....

Somebody, take me out of the countreeeee!! Fast!

I'm Happy... Really!

2008-01-22T20:24:00.001+08:00

I'm back! And to the people of the world, I shall remain on blogspot 'till further notice'. I hope that clears up the confusion(s)!

Right. That sounds very perasan of me. Oh well.

On a happier note, miss Charlene 'penjaga kebersihan and/or tandas' Tan said that I have a very angry blog. Lets just say that I'm a very angry person when I'm online. (Do I sound angry now? Because I swear I am in a state of um, satisfactory happiness.)

Anyway, I am dead beat. Tuesday is the Official Day of Fatigue. School couldn't get any better with ~~boring~~ enthusiastic teachers, and ~~dead~~ interesting subjects! Then followed by Physics tuition. Mr. Poon's tuition centre is like, the it place to go to if you need Physics tuition. Shortly after that was house practice.

Don't even get me started on house practice. I ~~was so god-damned pissed~~ had so much fun! As a captain, I am utterly clueless on my captain duties (if such thing ever existed). Best of all, Blue house had been in the First place for so many consecutive years. Oh wait, did i say first place? You heard it right then. First place from behind. And the teachers actually have hope that Blue could "move up" to a better place this year.

Hmm.. I'm not being negative (or angry!), but that would be deemed impossible. For the past five years I've spent in Blue house, the best we got was third place. And that is only like one place up our current dump. But singing a happier tune, no one's pressuring me to maintain our current place! No tongues would wag , nobody cares, and I'll get my life back. For good!

Now, please excuse me while I'll hum my working song while i happily finish up that darn ERT committee board -which is not even my job in the first place- to be handed in by Thursday(WTF?)

*happy thoughts, think happy thoughts!*

ERT Board Progress: 1%

The Great Comeback

2007-10-13T14:17:00.001+08:00

It's been awfully, awfully long. She's wondering if she will ever live see the word Microsoft Internet Explorer. As she connects the remaining wires, her heart skipped. Click! The port is all set up. Now, just waiting for the right moment. Her fingers tapping rapidly on the jewel-like inlay of a keyboard. Tap, tap, tap, clickety, click. She says a prayer...

and

BOOM!!

I'm online. I'm online! Charissa Ssacha Cohen Eggorty Linux Fertil Chan, the great duchess of nothingvile and bohemianland is back. And on such an auspicious day too! Selamat Hari Raya, people of the world! Aye, it must be that darn lucky chair I sat on yesterday. Oh, i'll get to that in a while. A little update for now.

Hmmm.. Where to begin? No figgin' idea. Oh well, i'm too darn lazy to rant on with my grandmother stories anyway, who's there to hear? So I'll leave you now to pop open a champange and praise me in my name.

God bless the ketupats!

OooooO...

2007-08-24T12:51:00.001+08:00

AHAH! Yours truly, evil dutch sorceress and professional shopper is back for more blogging action! Happy eh? Feel like the world is round again? i know you missed me =)

Came back early from Genting... Dad has this stupid meeting today at 8am and he expects all of us to get our ass up early so that we could hitch a cable car ride at 6am. NOT! Too bad, the cable cars only starts operating at 7, so boo hoo! We hadta come back a day earlier, not that I'm complaining! My feet are killing me!

We spent this trip ENTIRELY indoors. It was raining almost every friggin' day, and the theme parks are packed like hell. Not that I'm complaining either, because that only means one thing right?

S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G

Oooh yeah baby! If shopping can kill, I would already be six foot under being tastefully devoured by creepy crawlies. But fortunately, it couldn't, so here I am! It wasn't really the ultimate shopping experience, i mean, come on lah, first world plaza? It's nothing compared to what KL has in stores! But everything was on sale, so why the hell not? I got loads of new stuff for my wardrobe, clement got a nike ball (swt!) , celestine chan got a phone, mom got a massage (double swt!) and dad got winnings (casino, porto!). All is well in the household.

Oh, and did i mention how many cups of Starbucks i had there? Dad's winnings went straight to Starbucks and Burger King (Yuumm! Whooper!). I had a Frappuccino at 1am and i couldn't sleep the entire night! Plus the night was so quiet and still, it was so freeaakaaay!

Anyway, i have nothing to say. Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus!
Good night, and good luck.

hiatus

2007-08-21T21:23:00.000+08:00

I'm going to Genting tomorrow!

Roller coasters, misty resorts, cartwheels and snow!

happy hols peeps!

I spy with my big brown eyes....

2007-08-15T18:54:00.000+08:00

a man with an ORANGE beard
Mud, mud, mud everywhere!
Hurricane in SMK CONVENT!
Pn. Asmah's DAUGHTER'S wedding invitation
loads of HUHs and WHAT? during physics 'experiment'
glynn sleeping in sejarah!
Pn Nor-wussup, wussup- Banun in Sg Jelok!
FOOD!! later peeps!

bizarreness!

2007-08-15T18:20:00.000+08:00

My morning: disastrous.

Celestine chan's alam clock AKA the mobile, decided to sleep in today. Perhaps it was showing some compassion towards its undeserving owner who, stayed up late enough to watch 'Beauty And The Geek'. Or maybe it was just exhausted from the SMS marathon, with no energy left to um, sing.

Conveniently, i decided to give my alarm a rest hoping to wake up to the heart wrenching sound of Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend at 5am. BIG BLOOPER. I woke up at 7am, only to be greeted by a warm ray of sunbeam. What i needed to see is the clock finger pointing "6", and you send me SUNBEAM? Nice try, world.

Anyway, was jumping and leaping in the shower (7am+cold shower= 'exercise'). After i came out, i put on my uni. But something was amiss. My baju kurung's not ironed!! Darn! Shoved out the ironing board and started ironing like hell. I think i made it more crumpled instead! So moving on, i came to realise that my bag's not packed. AARRGGHH! Can it get any worse? Literally glided all over the house in my socks to hunt for the missing books.

To make matters worse, celestine chan's paranoid like hell because she missed her bus, and dad's scowling because he doesn't have time to watch his fish eat. After what seemed like a gazellion upside-down floating books, i got in the car, blasting out a string of F-words on the way, and i got THE look from dad. Like its even my fault to begin with!

Tootlah! To hell with faulty alarm clocks!

its all about you

2007-08-14T18:28:00.000+08:00

i'm tired. sick, fed-up, and tired. WHYYYYYYY does this always happen to me? doesn't cupid have anyone else to annoy? aaarrrgh!

i thought i was okay.
i thought i've gotten over you.
i thought we'll never hear from each other again...

i thought we were over.

so why the hell does everything point back to you? yeah i know, because you're PERFECT for me.
we like the same music, we play the same sport, we are in the same sports house, we have that same, quirky sense of humour, and we are so alike that we could literally finish up each other's sentence! and its like so sooooooooo frustrating that we're still not together.
do you really expect me to label " I LIKE YOU, LETS DATE!" on my forehead? because i have been dropping hints. LOADS of hints. Either you're blind, or gay enough to not notice them.

and because of your obliviousness, i've blocked out every channel of meeting new people BECAUSE i believe in fate. i still believe that one day, ONE BLOODY DAY, you'll throw that three darted words in my face because i will NOT forgive you for.. for as long as add maths is abolished and my physics teacher jailed.. And because of that, i don't give no deserving second glance to any other (very tempting) member of the opposite sex. how very very noble of me.

i may sound desperate, but believe me, You, you haven't seen what real desperation is.

PS. Starlights and sunshine, comments are disabled.

PPS. And no, you cannot help me.

PPPS. now SCRAM!

my blithering life

2007-08-10T23:14:00.000+08:00

FRIDAY
I have large amounts of latic acid accumulated in my muscles, and i find it difficult to respire at constant intervals because the lack of ascorbic acid has led my nasal cavity to be clogged with large volumes of viscous colloid. I also propose a hypothesis that all work and no play is the main cause of this phenomenal. Nevertheless, when the temperature increases, my overall health and body resistance decreases. And no, rhythmic gymnastics does not do the trick.

God, please save Duchess Charissa Aymarine Festilliana Furstána-Festila-mac-Tadhg, the twelfth Festillic Pretender.

Random Updates

2007-08-01T18:16:00.001+08:00

Pn. Warti left our school.
(wait. that didnt sound right) PN WARTI LEFT OUR SCHOOL!!! AARRRGGHH!! NOOO!
Exams are over!! whopee!
The good news: my maid is in KL.
The bad news: she ran away.
i PASSED add maths! *worships Mdm. Sim*
Genie and Aparrasi (prononced APA-RER-SZE), my 2 fellow tortoises are fighting like nobody's business.
Mad-eye Moody and Dobby are dead, and Harry is a complete disaster.
Found a real bitch in school! *The Bitch Song triumphantly plays*

In Memoriam

2007-08-01T17:55:00.000+08:00

Let me have a moment of silence to mourn. To mourn for the loss of this unseen hero in my life.

He was a bus driver, driven with passion and patience for his job.
There were times where i lamented on his reckless driving, untimely manners and unreasonable mood swings, causing my hair to fly and my heart to boil. But then again, nobody's perfect.
On top of all that, he drove me home safely everyday, for 5 months. I am indeed thankful for your act and sorry for your sudden passing on.

It seemed like just yesterday when i first boarded your bus. In fact, it WAS yesterday that i was on your bus. But never would i have expected that it would be my last time ringing the bell, motioning you to stop(although i know that you would stop for me already). I never had a chance to say a proper 'Thank You' to you, and now, its already too late for me to do so. I will never have a chance to say it anymore.

One last toast to you, my bus driver, and thank you.

IMVU!

2007-07-13T20:26:00.000+08:00

I've abandoned my blog! my baby blog! aarrgh.. well i have nothing to report, as usual. Everything goes blur when i'm with MiloVii.

oh wait. I forgot to introduce her.
And before we get her mixed up with the gorgey, heaven-sent sex god of the century,

Milo V! *melts*

MiloVii is, one of a kind in her own league.
I present to the world, the equally gorgeous Milo V in woman form,

Milo Vii!!

Heck i've spent so much credits and time on her, she'd better be worth it! But by the look of it, she is as close as it is to the real thing.

I LOVE ALL YOU GORGEOUS PIECES OF MILOS OUT THERE!

kuantan!

2007-07-08T23:27:00.000+08:00

i *heart* Kuantan!!!

Back from my abruptly short trip to Kuantan for Li Lia's wedding. How I wish it wouldn't end!! And now i don't know where to begin!?!

Okay, so after I left school during BM, we headed straight to Pahang. I was still in my pinafore, mind you. We stopped at this small, CHINESE-chinese town in Pahang (i think) for lunch and ironically, it was surrounded by school students in uniform. It was just like Kajang, except they're all Chinese *coughLALA!cough*. I got darn pissed at the mee shop man! I went PERSONALLY to the lady and asked for

(read in canto:) "PAN MEE, COU AH!"
translation: the medium-sized pan mee mee.

And then i waited. And waited. And waited. No pan mee. Clement already finished his kuey-tiow soup. And then, finally! I see the bowl. The hot, steaming, overflowing with aromatic goodness bowl of Pan mee! I was bloody happy man! All i had for the day was karipap, so yeah, i'm starving! And THEN, that lady went,

(canto again:) "PAN MEE MOU COU KO WOH, MEAD GAH TAK MMM TAK?"
meaning: There's no M-sized pan mee mee, how about the one this one that i "peeled"?

i went like, NO FUCKIN WAY, WOMAN!, and proceeded to pout to the max. My dad, obviously pissed at me, "kindly" told that woman that i don't eat XL-sized pan mee mee. She had this blank look and tercegat-ed for a full 5 seconds. It was classic! Utterly worth the wait!

IN YOUR FACE, WOMAN!

oh crap. i forgot about Kuantan. Stupid pan mee lady... I'll blog about it in the next post. TOMORROW. Heck i have school tomorrow! ish. All the pan mee lady's fault.. ish..

'cos someone's bound to hear my cry

2007-07-03T23:37:00.000+08:00

"Who doesn't long for someone to hold
Who knows how to love you without being told
Somebody tell me why I'm on my own
If there's a soulmate for everyone"

Natasha Bedingfield got me all emo over her newest single, Soulmate.

........

....

I WANT MY SOULMATE!!!

FREAK!!! aka (sadly )my brother.

2007-07-03T20:55:00.000+08:00

i present to the world, my ~~jackass,~~ ~~sicko,~~ ~~poser, vain, bum-of-a-kind, total loser~~ brother.

... now you know why i'm so cranky in the morning o.O

Dates

2007-06-28T18:37:00.000+08:00

Guides Camp : 29.06.07 - 01.07.07

Clement & Aunty Lisa's B'day : 06.07.07

Li Lia & Abraham's Wedding / St John's AGM : 07.07.07

Wen Yin's B'day: 08.07.07

Fun/Life : ?

Misplaced

2007-06-28T18:09:00.000+08:00

In a world where everyone sounds the same, I praise the ones who dare be different.

start loving.

Announcement

2007-06-25T20:51:00.000+08:00

Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen, Nancy!!

Personalized Glitter Graphics

monday

2007-06-25T18:15:00.000+08:00

"Hockey- If you can't hit it, kick it!"

That was the lesson learned during PJ this morning. Yes, we played hockey. A very brutal game of hockey, to be exact. 12 armatures were fumbling for a small (yes, SMALL!) ball trying to get in between two very pathetic-looking miniature traffic cones.

The players were:

TEAM GRACE TEAM JIA WERN
1. grace 1. jia wern
2. charissa 2. mei qi
3. glynn VS 3. pei qi
4. nancy 4. li ying
5. may yee 5. suk che
6. wen yin 6. lu ting

Nancy was the goal keeper for my team, and jia wern the latter. We struggled damn bloody hard just to get the darn ball going through the roughage. Everything was in a blur and sticks were clanking away, endangering innocent lives... And these made hockey look a breeze!

THESE people.

I think that guy in white is attempting the 'Indian dribble', thing where you dribble like an Indian lol, weird pose thou! In other words, our players failed miserably trying play half decently. The ancient, worn our McField's hockey stick that I got didn't help either, although i managed to hit some balls! Hockey is the WORST sport ever!

We kinda got into a tight ball once when 5 people or so was fighting sticks to reach the ball, and then everyone just burst out laughing. Like, what was that?! We laughed until our sides ached and couldn't continue no more, but Pn. Noreen was forcing us to "keep playing, keep playing!"
So we continued and it got really ugly. The other team just kept scoring goals and we were like, whaaaat?

Till now, i'm still lost in hockey.

CORNWALL

2007-06-18T16:15:00.000+08:00

i am in a tres tres awkward position. The lights are dimmed to the max i can barely see what's on my watch face; all is silent except for the ocasional mummers in very low voices and the loud, annoying taps of my space bar and i'm sandwiched between a shit-coloured wall and two very malay guys.
oh gawd, i just popped my head for a look around and i think i'm the sole female primative left in this place.

Where have all the women folk gone? No idea.
What am i doing here? Wasting precious time and money.
Why am i doing here? Well, taking time off from being a maid and a nanny.

i feel so sorry for myself in this state that I'm in now. I could almost cry!! I'm juggling my studies with housework, laudry and food (rather, the lack of it.). I've only been living the maidless life for 3 weeks and i feel like i'm going nuts. I know, you might just say "welcome back to the world!" at me, but thing's are so freakin different at home.

Unlike normal, functional families, they actually have family members that are willing to work. Well check out mine, I have a golfaholic dad, a mom that's forever flying off to courses, a fat bum for a brother, and a well, god-sent-her-for-laundries sister. And there's me, I don't posses any form of domestic skills. So how did i surived till this very day?
Thank God's gift to humankind- Mr. Alva J. Fisher, inventor of the washing machine. So basically, all i need to do is to dump it in, and it'll do all my work. If not i would have been a very gorgeous walking zombie trying to learn physics by now.

So that's basically the story of why i landed up in a cyber cafe trying to make time fly, and FYI, it didn't work. One hour down, 2 more to go. SIGH...

Weekend Blues

2007-06-15T23:35:00.000+08:00

Finally, its just me, myself, and the laptop on a Friday night. Thank the sweet lord and all the kebabs in the world. So the day started as usual, went to school, got bored in perhimpunan, slacked all the way in class (no science subs at all, can u believe that?), went for extra-curricular activities and the day ends. YAWN!

OK wait, scratch that.

i meant, the day started as usual, and i went to school, FULL STOP. The rest of it was less ordinary actually, but it wasn't extraordinary either- so what is it? well... i have no idea myself.

The morning started well- i wasn't as sleepy, celestine was on the ride, and i had nice hair! lol.. The hubble-trouble started during assembly, and it was going so well!! I actually managed to GET what the teachers were saying! I was even enjoying the pengetua speech!Until she went and ruin it by calling ME and Glynn as ""murid contohs". i swear to god, i've never been so mortified in my life! What the heck does she have against me? What the hell, didnt she just call me out at the last assembly? i KNOW i'm an excellent, exemplary student, no need to make such a big fuss out of it! Now the whole world thinks i've bribed my headmaster for, um, a publicity stunt.

some SMART fella even called me Pn. 's Pet! And kononnya someone's heartbroken. i don't even like her and she keeps touching me! God, do you think i want this? I just wanna quietly, peacefully, happily surrive the harsh years of high school and fly off to some private college in Bahamas. And now i'm dubbed "Murid Contoh" and "Murid Kemas" and all the crap that comes with it.

Why can't it be the "Most Inspiring Murid" or, or, "Murid Most Likely To Succeed In 10 Years"??!

And St John's treasure hunt wasn't helping at all! Try "hopping while shouting 'WE LOVE ST. JOHN!!' 20 times straight" and "air-writing 'MILO AIS' with your butt" to brighten up your day- welcome to the new rock bottom.

IF YOU CAN READ IT, TAKE IT!!

2007-06-15T23:24:00.000+08:00

Create your own Friend Test here

from kAAr kAAY with fOOd

2007-06-15T21:07:00.000+08:00

FOOD!

1. Do you love to eat? As in REALLY love to it?
- food is my next best friend

2.Do you think twice when it comes to eating something?
- twice? i think THRICE

3.How many times a day must you eat?
- hmm... minus snacking, that'll be about... FIVE!!

4.Do you have late night snacks before going to bed?
- if i did, I'd probably weigh like, a million pounds by now

5.Which time of day do you eat the most?
- i always eat in moderation, thanks

6.What is your favorite food in the entire world?
- beef kebab in Lebanese bread!!!

8.Chicken Chop or Lamb Chop?
- lamb

10.Seafood or Meat?
- WAAAY seafood- i'm almost a vegan!!

11.What would you add to plain porridge
- marmite, bawang goreng, ikan bilis and sesame oil

12.Sweet & Sour Fish or Sweet and Sour
Prawns?
- sweet sour pork!!

13.Mashed Potatoes or French Fries?
- i swear by aunty Geetha's mashed!

14.Are you sick of eating rice every single day?
- yes, very.

15.KFC or McDonalds?
- dial 1300-13-1300 and you'll find out =p

16.Asian Food or Western Food?
- Lebanese!! okay western.

17.Have you ever heard about a soup with up to ten different animals in it?
- no

18.Would you want to try it?
- NO!!!

19.Do you live to eat or eat to live?
- live to eat!!

20.What food are you craving for at this very moment?
- strangely, an iced-banana

Desserts

21.Ice-cream or Gelato?
- G's the word!

22.What flavour?
- honey dew

23.Fruits or Sorbet?
- sorbet!!

24.If you have to choose between a big piece of chocolate moist cake and a big piece of creamy cheese cake, which would you choose?
- can just have cheese minus the creamy?

25.Apple Pie or Blueberry Pie?
- apple!

Refreshments

26.Juice or fizzy drinks?
- one fresh orange for the lady, please

27.Wine or Champagne?
- wine makes me hot, as in omg-my-insides-are-burning hot. so champagne!

28.Chinese tea or English tea?
- peach english tea!

29.Tiger or Calsberg?
- i don't drink..

30.Ice water or lukewarm?
- chilled, not iced.

I'm tagging..
- my evil twin
- melissa
- grace
- sumana!!

out of the (green) box

2007-06-01T23:52:00.001+08:00

HELLO THE WORLD ONLINE!!

Your reigning princess is back from her "oh-so fabulous" vacation. That's right folks! I've been under the scorching sun trying to buy stuff, got stranded in some murky toilet and made the highway my next best friend. Say hello to Kelantan Darul Hutan (it rhymes!!).

okay-lah, i kinda very exaggerated. it's not THAT bad lah, i just didnt really have fun! i didnt bring a camera, so my memory couldn't be refreshed. All i remember is me sucking at carom. And being mocked by quirky Jien, and E-Bee teaching me how to err, read angles. It was a horrible, horrible experience playing carom.

Anyway, i'm back home and lovin' it. Just got back from Green Box (karaoke- if u live in a hole), and ooooh-yeah i loved it!! Well, the buffet at least. I was like, FOOOOOOD!!!i must have spent most of the 31/2 hours eating, cause i seriously don't remember singing lol. i think i sang about 2 songs in total? And the drinks!! There were about 10 different type s! And it was a free flow of drinks and snacks!!

All i did was eat, drink, refill. For 3 freakin hours in a karaoke box.

What was i thinking??!

why drinking, of course!!

the holiday

2007-05-25T17:47:00.000+08:00

I'M ON HOLIDAY, BABY!!!

I will:

1. spend my time wisely i.e. complete mdm sim's add math work.

2. clean the closet (sort out clothing in coloured-order, if necessary).

3. stay independent without a maid.

4. stay in touch with the world online as much as i can.

5. do lots and lots of fun things! i mean, LOOK for lots and lotsa fun things to do.

6. speak to at least one friend from earth.

I will not:

1. forget that i actually have to attend something called school.

2. miss another episode of Heroes.

3. get myself arrested for excessive hanging-around malls.

4. complain being bored.

i just love/hate the hols.

a quick one

2007-05-15T18:31:00.000+08:00

6 days in my mid-terms exams and i STILL DON'T FEEL A THING!!! i don't give a bloody damn about how some rock is placed back with people holding the edges of a white turban (i think) or whether i'm violating mr Newton's fucking 3rd law of motion or how to solve f(x)=apple+JT.

"i just don't see where i'm getting at with all this studying."

-charissa chan, lost cause extarodinaire.

i wanna break free of this hopeless education system of nothingness!!! 2 weeks of exams already sucked out 3/4 of my life, what will happen during the real ~~living hell~~SPM??!! i agree, smart people are very much sought after by colleges, universities, and pratically everyworkingone in this world. sure, it helps to obtain an impressive 19As on ur report card, but HELLO?! where do u find the time to slot in life, friends and the world?

some people just carry books under the noses all the time. and by that, i mean ALL the time. if anyone ever mention the word "school", "homework", "chinese literature" on a weekend, i swear to god, i will just walk away. do u hear yourself? for god's sake, do the world a favour and take a break! get a life! okay?

well enough about dopers with zero personaility, i would actually like to move on to this baby,

my humble Rubik's Cube!

but since my title said "A Quick One", and i'm already running really late for dinner, i'll leave my Rubik's cube for another post! and i'm STILL waiting on the world to change.

SCREAMIEESSS!!

2007-05-12T17:46:00.000+08:00

I CUT MY HAIR!!!!

GAAAAAAAWD

i look like a freak.... *crawls back to hole*

goodbye, cruel world.

LOST

2007-04-30T21:18:00.000+08:00

i sometimes wonder where and what (and who) will i finally end up with in 10 years. will i be someone with a high-powered and professional career and spending family time with my husband and (gasp!) kids just like my parents and everyone else around, OR live my life as a um.. clerk in some kinda motel issuing reciepts for customers.

they all say that the future is in my hands. either that, or there's something wrong with my hands. i can't seem to make up my mind or have any idea at all of what i want in life. i long for a science-relater job, but hey, check out my physcis and chemistry man, noone would even think of hiring me. and now i'm wasting my time away blogging when i should be doing mdm sim's add math work. like HELLO! i still don't get add math! so what now? could ya name me a few jobs that do not require any math skills? oh, i know! rubbish collector, housewife, and security guard. heck even a housewife needs mathamatical skills to get the home accounts running! darn, do i really need to stoop that low? i got 7As in my PMR la for god's sake!

well according to Blogthings.com, these are the few majors that i should major in:

Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking

You aren't afraid to delve head first into a difficult subject, with mastery as your goal.You are talented at adapting, motivating others, managing resources, and analyzing risk.
You should major in:
Philosophy, Music, Theology, Art, History, Foreign language

RITE. pls do notice the fact that there's not a single science subject listed above. and here i was thinking that science was my destiny just because i scored better in science than my BM. Maybe i shouldn't just belive a mere website, but it does make some sense to me. maybe i'm just living in denial, like many others. they may put on on a brave front, but even nancy the genius admitted to not understanding chemistry a little. what's more the ordinary little people like me?

i am SO depressed. but then, who wouldn't be?

Shan's Celebrity Look-alikes

2007-04-21T23:33:00.001+08:00

My cool celebrity look-alike collage from MyHeritage.com. Get one for yourself.

my physics teacher

2007-04-20T19:54:00.000+08:00

note. this post is especially dedicated to my behated physics teacher.

i despise my freakin physics teacher! i feel that not paying attention in physcis class and flicking my hair attractively is not enough. SHE'S the reason why everyone hates physics.
so as usual, i wasn't paying attention to her yakking away about uh.. some mv-mu thing. when she asked da class what's mv, i went like, "mid valley!" without further thinking. thank god she didnt catch that. so i proceeded to waste the rest of physics starring into her, um, unique and interesting face lol.
supprise supprise, i actually found some "people" that looks like her! so i'm starting my little celebrity face recognition thingy ere.

these are what i've hit so far:

a) Quasimodo AKA the hunchback of notre dame (96%)

well, lookwise, they look bloody alike! they've got the same eyes, same mouth, and the same face shape!! am not supprise the hunchback of notre dame was inspired by her. at least, mr quasimodo here won some best ugliest face award on topsy turvy day, has a hot gypsy girlfriend, and i actually do like him.

b) Mr Edward Hyde. ( 89%)

mr hyde is the eveel side of the distinguished mr jekyll. he's rude, disguting, and utterly horrible. but at least, he has a good looking side, and he could turn into it anytime he wants with the help of ~~botox~~ a drug. but my poor physics teacher is well, less fortunate. he also has Jack the Ripper as a best friend, and is catagoried under 'monsters' in monstermotion.com.

c) Erik, the Phantom of the Opera. (80.5%)

erik is the persecuted & artistic Snape. and that's NOT a compliment.

He lurks in the entrails and secret passages of the Opera of Paris. (up to no good)
He told Christine he was an angel sent by her father, the Angel of Music. (liar!)
On the day he kidnaps her and brings her to his underground home within the Opera and there she is told the truth of his only being 'poor Erik' and not her angel. (LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!)
However, he wins her attraction back for a while using his incredible angelic voice. She is charmed enough to stay ... until on the next day she is foolish enough to unmask him! Stupid girl! He had warned her never to touch his mask.

Indeed! In the end, he'll do what's right even though it will mean his death by love (and not in the hands of charissa). so why is he like my physics teacher? three words: unattracive, weird, and baw-rrring!

no school!

2007-04-19T16:37:00.000+08:00

this is THE flavour of the month. period.

okay, i dun really go for taiwan type guys, BUT he's a very exception exception. he's booootiful!!! he's what i've been doing while everyone else is slaving away at school.
he looks SO good in this taiwan drama show. ahhhh.. pretty boys, who wouldn't want a piece of 'em?

ps. miss SHANotNICE, although you have fully declared ownership on this pretty work of art, i stand better chances of catching his eye. mwaaahahahaha *cough cough* oh. i forgot. i'm supposed to be sick. type like a sick person at least, charissa.

okeyp eople, havefun enjooying ure daze in schooool *sniff sniff cough cough* i'mee continues beeing my sickly self. ciao ciao.

rain, rain, RAIN!!!!

2007-04-18T16:41:00.000+08:00

chemistry

our "fun" experiment was a total flop. Pn. Lim was not in the least impressed, but our classmates beg to differ. they were actually quite interested dumping a lump of salt down a freaky looking red solution topped with a coat of oiiilll. it was supposed to be a lava lamp laar! it looked more like... a tres tres tres patheticio piece of failed mad scientist experiment and he proceeded to puke in it. to be honest, it looked more like crap to me.

Not my opinion of what chemistry would look like.

career day exhibition
ooh lala! yours truly had been spotted grabbing every single flyer in sight, with and without permission.
am TRRRUUULLLYYY interested to find where i can take that little step of determining what lies ahead me with the help of the professionals, to work towards a better future, and moulding a better world. rite.

english
i'm looking out the window, i see dark clouds roaming, and i smell grass.
i was like, IT'S GONNA RAIN!! NO VOLLEYBALL!!!
god bless the rain.

bustop
okay, relax charissa, its just a slight drizzle, you can make it through and still look god damn gorgeous.

5 mins later.

OHF***TOOTTOOTTHEBUSISHEREANDITSRAININGLIKEHELL!!!!!!

rain: 1, charissa 0

bus
hmm... why is that idot spitting out the bus like nobody's business? if i'm not mistaken, this is he's 7th spit. what joy do u find in spitting?

~~walking~~ scrambling in the rain
i am so freakin wet. i am stepping in puddles and puddles of water with MORE water flowing towards my feet's direction. my add maths textbook is soaked again. i am wet. again.

rain:2, charissa:0

home
ironically, the rain stopped 0.001millisecond after i set my foot on dry ground. oh verrry funny.

rain:3, charissa:0

GENIUS!!

2007-04-17T14:54:00.000+08:00

i am GENIUS.
i actually managed to get online via my laptop. am amazed at self's quick thinking and amazzing abilities to fix a faulty modem. i might be the next glynn's brother.

i love you all!

ps. not in a lezzie or flutter-flutter-flickety-flick way, of course. too bad!

AWESOME!

2007-04-05T22:23:00.000+08:00

the AWESOMEST,
most AMAZING thing,
EVER!!!

my crib!

2007-04-03T18:25:00.000+08:00

WANTED
1. add math tutor
2. a twin
3. walking grammar/comprehension dictionary
4. limo driver
5. fun

SO, its another day of school, gossiping, and blogging. I'm thankful i survived miss bibi giving out english papers.. i still remember EVERY single word she said to me, she said and i quote:

miss B: "*shakes head* i'm very disappointed charissa, *flips paper* what happened to your comprehension? literature okay, and your grammar could have been better."
me: "oh."

i only scored 12/20 for my comprehension, blame it on my NOSE for serious thinking, analysing and complicating every single question. it turns out that the ""correct"" answer was right under my nose waiting to be dug. rite. AND my literature was only O.K. i scored full marks for that lah for god's sake! at least sugarcoat it abit mah! teachers.. and that was for english period alone. do not wish to mention sejarah/maths/bm/bio.

ANYWAYY,

i do not wish to spoil everyone's day by complaining, so lets move on to a more interesting topic... myself! well 1/4 of my crib to be exact. its rooms, rooms, and more rooms! its raining, i cant get online, the camera was calling... so i answered!

no prize for guessing who's room's this. this is the result of having too little space and too much laziness!!

the ultimate neat, neat, NEAT freak. i'm speechless, see it for yourself. sorry celestine, your room's too neat its freaky!

ahah! the slacker! i'm proud to say i found someone who doesn't give a damn's damn about his room. lo and behold... my brother!

okay, tune in next time for room revamp ideas from none other than the fabulous your truly. i'm hungry, and see ya soon!

PS. Happy b'day in 5 hours advance Mei Qi and Pei Qi!

st john examination

2007-03-31T14:01:00.000+08:00

toot
toot
toot
toot!!

that's all i can say about my st john adult examination. i will never tie a reef knot again. ever. i freakin freakin suck in my bandage - i dunno what the hell went wrong, i just couldn't freakin untie the freakin reef knot! who's this reef fella that invented it anyway, utterly completely unescesary!

i breezed thru mr logan's CPR, got lucky in transportation with this Badrul (Bedrule? Baidrul? or Nazir? whatever his name is lah) guy, and i almost ALMOST failed freakin bandaging. Freakin reef knot wouldn't budge. Freakin somebody keep asking me to tie and retie again. Freakin reef knot wouldn't untie itself. After a very freakin 15mins++ only i PASSED my freakin reef knotty stage. freakin!

gotta go now, and kar kay, if ur reading this, i don't think the msn post got loaded on, its nowhere to be found, so too bad lah huh! i'm going to Muar soon, please pray that i don't decay in the decaying/decayed town. ciao!

i am so me.

2007-03-30T19:59:00.001+08:00

Your Blog Should Be
ORANGE

Your writing has a star quality - it's charming, bold, and flamboyant.You write what's on your mind, without fear of embarrassment later.You are one of the most honest bloggers around, and people appreciate your daring persona.

What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?

word, yeah!

jabby

2006-08-10T16:36:00.000+08:00

it was a not-so-sunny and not-so-windy 12pm, the dehs were in some foreign classroom far far away from everything- the smell of the toilet, the stairway to heaven (bilik guru) and the blue blue walls of 3M. instead, they were stuck with flags, flags, and a big wide notice board about lesbianisme in 5Z.
dehs no. 1 & 2 were engrossed trying to get to the bottom of a certain suspicious involving figures when dreaded news came:

'pelajar-pelajar tersebut....'

'..charissa chan rui wen..'

'..foo nancy...'

'..grace ng mei teng...'

(oops sorry deh no.1, ur name ain't there lol)

'PSS... disuntik...'

after panicking, shivering and lots and lots of OhMyGods later, the dehs, complete with deh no. 3 and the rest of the form 3 volleyball team were ushered into the poking chamber, aka the library.

there, they were seated and briefed about the pokings they were about to recieve.

and after what seemed like a century later (5 mins), the dehs and the others were forming lines wating to get poked. lucky no. 1 out from the dehs was no. 3.
with all da blurness in the world, no. 2 could only get what sounded like 'don't change your twist' from no. 3's last words.

no. 3 handled it fine, i guess, no screaming-at-the-top-of-the-lungs or weird funny faces present. good for her.

no. 2 was trying to keep her cool by smiling madly and blinking blankly.

no. 1 cant even bring herself to look.

no. 4 was blurred by no. 1's high profile exit but i dare say no. 4 was pratically forcing her eyes shut and it looks something like this - >.<

and they all walked back happily every after with cotton buds on they're arms.

the game of love

2006-08-08T16:57:00.001+08:00

"the game of love: easy to play, hard to win."

note:

first things first, if you know charissa chan, by name or by person, forget about this blog entry. don't ask why, who, when or how.

whatever's in the blog, stays in da blog. thank you.

to proceed or not to this horribly bleak, boring, offending, confusing and very utterly completely pointless blog entry is your own choice. you can choose to scroll juz a little down to look at bread OR you can stay to hear da bitter bitter crap of mine.

*~ may the force be with you ~*

"hi how was your day?"

"makan dy?"

"good morning"

...rite. my day was great, the weather was fine, and yes i ate. duh. you've been asking me the same question everyday for 3 months dy lah, not sick of it ah? or maybe you juz like to irritate me? or you really ARE sick? what the hell sometimes i really amaze myself by my ability to face the same, predictable crap everyday.hell i deserve a medal!

question. where have our pointless crap brought us?

you- more pointless crap, freaky (short and completely pointless) phone calls and 'lol lol LOLZ' ( is that all you can say? what's so funny about anything?)

but what about me?

all your 'kisses' and 'no matter what i'll always be there for you' crap had lead me the other way round. i HATE to say (and admit) this but i freakin fell for you, you dumb, guillible, i-dun-wanna-lose-you-my-close-friend idot!

i fell hard. rock hard. and thanks for nothing you freak! thank you for breaking my heart, thank you for all 'bad times' i had, THANK YOU for being my stupid stick friend. thank you for being a jerk.

(you saw what you did to me yet? you pissed me off, you broke my heart, you wasted my time, and now i'm actually saying THANK YOU to you.

oh god, someone kick me!)

so with this -and the power of the force-, i end our friendship.

i end all my stupid time spent staring blankly into the phone waiting for your name to flash up everytime it rings.

i end all the promises made to each other.

i end all my thoughts of you (and me).

i end my offer for your last chance of redemption.

bless you my friend, coz you're gonna need it, so badly.

swiss fever

2006-08-06T20:38:00.000+08:00

The swedish crispbread contains only the finest natural ingredients:

wholemeal rye, yeast, water and salt.

It is baked in accordance with old Swedish traditions.

The dough is set to rise on wooden boards,

then baked in an oven made of cast iron and brick.

Once out of the oven,

the warm bread is then strung on long wooden poles

and hung above the oven to dry.

The result is an old-fashioned,

crunchy crispbread, with a delicious flavor.

The bakery is located in the Swedish archipelago

where the Baltic Sea and the fields of rye meet.

We invite you to experience the delightful taste of Sweden!!

i feel like a mouse. i have finally cultivated the art of nibbling with a swedish crispbread and i'm not sad to say that life as a mouse ain't that bad after all!

boy i might even consider a career change! haha..

so guys, if you're going to sweden (or ikea), remember to check out the crispbread, it's nibblicious!

FUCK U

2006-08-04T22:54:00.000+08:00

WARNING:
for viewers under 15, or those with da i-faint-at-da-teeniest-bit-of-swear-words syndrome, GO! run for you life! shut your eyes! shut ur brains! shut up!

"...I don't wanna do this anymore

I don't wanna be the reason why

Everytime I walk out the door

I see him die a little more inside

I don't wanna hurt him anymore

I don't wanna take away his life

I don't wanna be...

A murderer"

i'm torn. torn between a clear consience and a close friend.

if i pick the first option, i'll have a clear consience, duh, i won't feel awkward or anything if i bump into certain people in school. i'm free from dark glances and suspicious thinking. i'm free from doubts and worries and the time spent doubting and worrying. FUCK! and all the time wondering what'll happen next. FUCK! and to all the jealousy. FUCK! and to all da disappointments. FUCK! and to all my broken hopes. FUCK! and to all my time wasted on you. FUCK! and to my sore and very numb fingers. FUCK!

but if i pick the second one, i'll have him. but it's all fake. virtual. i can never have him for myself. i'm not even certain of his friendship. i barely even know what's going on in his life. and u call yourself my close friend?
we're going nowhere with out daily sms session, nowhere, nowhere, NOWHERE. so lets juz call it quits. but why? why??! why dont you understand?! i'm torturing you and all you say is "i'll msg you later"? don't you know what is wrong? don't you know i'm still freakin mad at you for treating me too well? don't you know what you're doing? u pathetic playboy, FUCK YOU!

crappy crappy day!

2006-08-02T21:15:00.000+08:00

happy crappy-crappy day!
well today was hari koko, nothing much happened...
it was freakin hari koko larr.. what do u expecty? people who do well in koko were awarded and those who didnt, (*coughsMEcoughs*) juz came for da fun and attendance haha! was kinda proud of my koko achivements, FULL ATTENDANCE for st john and volleyball and ALMOST full attendance for ert, but it wasn't my freakin fault lah, got st john mah, so i missed ert twice. twice only mah, also got a freakin C! fuck all da Cs in da world!

well da rest of da day is history:

1.00pm
waited for bus wif levinn.

1.30pm
reached home. showered. sms-ed wendy. napped.

4.05pm
woke up by the thunder, fucked da air-con for being too cold, read lis's sms (i think), went back to sleep.

5.40pm
woke up for good, read lis's sms and went 'what the hell?', proceeded to mom's room for monk only to see that i'm looking at the first ever episode of monk that i watched (the urinator!), attempted to wake celestine up but failed as usual, went down to get some food, spilled half of da noodles, sms-ed lis and wendy.

6.00pm
show time, some chinese charlie's angles drama, got bored, went upstairs for more sms mania.. lis still hasn't replied, kononnya same case wif me, she went back to sleep lol, still sms-ing wendy.

8.00pm
end of show, layed on bed, still sms-ing wendy.

8.53pm
came online, still sms-ing wendy.

9.42pm -now
still online, still smsing wendy.

rawrrr

2006-07-31T20:59:00.000+08:00

RRAWRRR!!
jerks.

high school craze

2006-07-27T16:34:00.000+08:00

i HATE to admit this but i must be the only person on earth that had not watch high school musical. even a celestine's chinese-speaking, chinese-looking-chinese school friend watched it!! hmm but i'm seriously wondering what's da ceraze all about! even da soundtrack debuted at billboard top 10!!

okay, so in that picture there, they all look happy and stuff,but i dunno, this high school musical thing looks like some chick flick wif a predictable plot. boy goes to school, boy meets girl, they sing and dance, and it all ends happily ever after.
*yawn* i want action, guns and hot guys lar!

i think i shall check it out some other time just for my curiousity's sake.

world wide wonder

2006-07-26T16:34:00.000+08:00

3rd day into the trials and i still manage to get online and blog without fail. lol, no one would ever believe that i'm stressed out going crazy.oh well, big deal..
anyway, nothing new, everyday it's juz going to school, taking exams and studying. what an interesting life eh? well, the world would be a better place if I made da rules! hmm.. let me see what i could change:

no exams! it's jail or a fine up to $1000 for those who mention or even think of mentioning exams.
no chicken-eating after 6pm. havin chicken for dinner is juz downright bleh, load on some greens peeps!
sms-ing shld envolve! they shld invent something lk a 'i'm bored and i need you to msg me' button so they there won't be people staring at fons waiting for it to ring lk idiots. (well to save all that hassle, u could actually juz send a msg to that someone urself. in fact, i'm speaking up for us girls here!!)
students NEED longer recess. 20 mintues is a boiled egg, not recess, aka makaning-lepaking-and-crapping time.

last but not least,

5. students need to be thought how to enjoy life!!! we all need to know at books aren't da only thing good for you! besides, if everyone has fun, there won't be anyone asking 'what does 'dude' means?' anymore!!

don't we all feel that the world's a better place after reading my rules? so someone, PLS do something and save us!!! save us all!!!

Papers Remaing
~~BM 2~~
~~ENG 1~~
~~ENG 2~~
~~SCIENCE 1~~
~~SCIENCE 2~~
~~MATHS 1~~
~~MATHS 2~~
~~MORAL~~
~~SEJARAH~~
GEOGRAFI
ARTS (arts?!)
KH

the end of the world

2006-07-24T17:25:00.000+08:00

IT'S A BIRD!
IT'S A PLANE!

IT'S THE PMR TRIALS!!!

~~BM 1~~

~~BM 2~~

ENG 1

ENG 2

SCIENCE 1

SCIENCE 2

MATHS 1

MATHS 2

~~MORAL~~

SEJARAH

GEOGRAFI

ARTS (arts?!)

3 down, 10 to come

and yes, it's juz too bad =(

hii, wats up, good bye

2006-05-05T23:36:00.000+08:00

two months. i've stopped blogging for two whole months. so proud of myself! been abusing my blog i know, cant help it actually, school is practicaly taking up my life! devouring it bit by bit... honestly, it should be named 'life-eater', 'stress-starter' and 'homework hell'. but since this' quite an important year for me, i'll hold on.. strive! strive! strive! i'm gonna get some good grades and strut my stuff. yeah, rite.

alot happened within these 2 months, alot of changes, happy times, sad times, lots.. instead of naming and talking abt it one by one, i'll use photographs instead, it'll save me damn alot of tym lol.

but i'm darn lazy ler...
darn darn lazy..
move it...
can't and shan't...

but for my own sake, i'll try!

2006-03-02T15:05:00.000+08:00

my cute cute butterfly feelers and my hell of a number, 225!

sunburnt and loving it!

2006-03-02T14:51:00.000+08:00

sports day was today, it went really really well, in my opinion. 1st thing was lintas hormat, and i think everyone did a really great job! esp blue house (cheh~ of course la must support my own house!), the seniors got ready those butterfly feelers for us and all... it was really touching, all the hard work that they put in... oh and the mascott too! wendy was such a cute one! with her teeny wings and everything! haha! but i think that having wendy beside me when i was marching made me feel alot better, and not so stressed out.
anyway, after marching was the senamrobik, and i tell you yellow house senamrobik was bloody good! they were so creative and everything! blue house was okay... but i could tell that the afternoon girls really put in alot of effort, kudos to them!
the WORST was when 4x100... i was bloody slow! well, that was the best i could do, i mean like, my leg was cramp and everything, my stomach hurts, so there, i ran and we got LAST PLACE. but my relationship with tzee hui, rubanar and sarah were so much better, so although we didnt win, we still rocked! love them!
at long last (and i do mean it), the results were anounced, yellow house got first, predictable, (go yellow go yellow go yellow!), red house second (don't mess with the fools~) and BLUE third!! BLUE THIRD! for the 1st time in history BLUE IS THIRD!! padan muka green house! oh yeah, almost forgot, WE GOT 2ND PLACE FOR MARCHING! BLUE!! and FIRST PLACE FOR SENAMROBIK!! what a day! i'm so happy and proud!! i love the world! the world loves me! loveeee!!
alright lah, i seem to go on and on with my sukan stories.. haha... till next time!

2006-03-01T17:42:00.000+08:00

the under-15 volleyball team! gee, we look like a big family...